The Pi is a Government Agent Theory

The user known as ProfessorPi has shown an abnormal interest in collecting information about other NaNoers, rumored to have gone as far as to create a screenshot library on their computer with NaNoCrush information. Because of this behavior, users were suspicious.

On May 2, 2019, 8:20 pm EST, the user known as Marshie posted the following statement: "'Pi is actually an agent working for the government to collect information on us nanoers, because the government is mostly adults so they're not allowed on here. Yes, makes perfect sense.'"With the user ProfessorPi responding with "'Oh heck.""I thought I wasn't drawing that much attention.'"This was really quite suspicious. Combined with the behaviors of ProfessorPi, could it be true? Could Pi be a government agent collecting information? Why would they do such a thing?

The user known as Calamitea added onto this theory, saying

"Furthermore, ProfessorPi's pro hacking skillz (TM) enable them to manipulate the emotions of Nanoers through the screen, by means unknown to the rest of us puny mortals. Pi is secretly behind all of the Nanocrushes and Nanorelationships, hence why they know so much about who likes who and why they are so good at guessing. Their screenshot-searching is a decoy to make it seem like they actually need to look up the information instead of being able to recall it at the top of their head."

This is very concerning for the users with NaNoCrushes, and really all users, as their emotions may not be safe from Pi. We can only pray that we will stay safe and the government and Pi won't come after us.